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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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Old 05-27-2011, 06:20 AM   #31
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Where is the "Maybe with Gaz's d*** option..."?
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Old 05-27-2011, 06:50 AM   #32
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Sorry, happily married and want to stay that way.

Good luck with this though.
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Old 05-27-2011, 06:57 AM   #33
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Where is the "Maybe with Gaz's d*** option..."?
Apparently, Mr. Gaz also declined ... probably the whole convicted felon, ex-con, prison dame deal.

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Old 05-27-2011, 07:01 AM   #34
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:07 AM   #35
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No. The picture you posted, her hair looks awful and she doesn't have on any makeup. If she can't make an effort to get a little dolled-up for her official CP picture, I ain't interested. Unless you go back and tell her that's why you want her to get dressed-up. I bet, with some nice clothes, makeup, a hairdo, and a duckface pose, she'd look a lot better.
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:42 AM   #36
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:50 AM   #37
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No. Your life is sad.

Your mother's is pathetic.

Sorry
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:21 AM   #38
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:22 AM   #39
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:23 AM   #40
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Holy. ****ing. Shit.

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cmon, now.

what's wrong with pimpin out your mom?
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:26 AM   #41
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3 people voted yes?

Those are 3 quality people right there... The kind you read about in the newspaper for hammering it out with the neighbors barnyard animals...
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:31 AM   #42
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:59 AM   #43
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:08 AM   #44
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:14 AM   #45
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