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Old 05-10-2010, 07:59 PM  
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Wendy Meets A Draftabulator

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".

Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together.

As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW.

Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town.

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Old 05-10-2010, 09:17 PM   #16
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I didn't know Dane wore glasses.

And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of shhhh.
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:17 PM   #17
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Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.
Well, I was going for the sense of blowing a herd of llamas, so I guess I missed the mark, Mr. SNR.

Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark.

The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing.

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Old 05-10-2010, 09:32 PM   #18
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I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket.
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:34 PM   #19
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:54 PM   #20
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That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

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Old 05-10-2010, 10:09 PM   #21
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I refuse to think of you or the others as victims.
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:17 PM   #22
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:17 PM   #23
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Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:29 PM   #24
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:30 PM   #25
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Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license?
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:33 PM   #26
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That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.

Then again, I'm no Roger Ebert.
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Old 05-10-2010, 10:50 PM   #27
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Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...
On a film about social commentary?

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Old 05-10-2010, 10:50 PM   #28
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No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet.

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Old 05-10-2010, 11:24 PM   #29
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Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.
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There's no doubting the comedy, that's for sure.
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Old 05-10-2010, 11:27 PM   #30
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