Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 154

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

beach tribe · 07-01-2008, 05:18 PM

Here's a couple more of her. Enjoy

And we get our tans from the beach, not from a bed. Douche.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.

Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"

I miss college so much...

**DaFace** · 07-01-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"

I miss college so much...

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

beach tribe · 07-01-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Impressive.

And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

If you like Asian girls Check out the thread from my trip to Tokyo.

The thread starter was labeled simply. Tokyo.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 05:32 PM

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

ChiefsFire · 07-01-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

Melissa = your cat

**DaFace** · 07-01-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

Ha, I don't think we're to that point YET.

Just a challenge to keep things interesting enough now that "married life" is setting in.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 07-01-2008, 07:21 PM

Holy shit, beach tribe is dating a ****ing model. Hot hot hot!

88TG88 · 07-01-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

Melissa = your cat

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

Melissa = your cat

Even if I were on the outside, your attempt at a joke falls premature.

You've made 2 idiots laugh.

**TinyEvel** · 07-01-2008, 11:44 PM

This makes me want to resurrect my "went to Idaho, met a FOX" thread....

BWillie · 07-02-2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

You know I don't really see why you have to come in here and try to make yourself feel better than everybody else. You can pull tail, you are young, you have some money, you have a nice bike that attracts chicks. So what? Why do you feel that you need to brag about this to everybody? Are you really that insecure? You must have some problem with your own self worth and the relationship you have with your own identity otherwise you wouldn't try to come in here and belittle with this BS. This would be like when I bring a hot chick home from the bar, and then calling my grandpa and being like haha you loser you are having sex with a 67 year old woman.

Ari Chi3fs · 07-05-2008, 10:19 AM

Beach Tribe's chick blows away Oompa Loompa's 'girl'

**Mr. Plow** · 07-08-2008, 12:23 PM

Anyone seen my rubber monkey?

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