Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

exactly, I was just preventatively shooting down his excuse that he doesn't know how to do photo-editing.

[Easy Money]

Claythan, Carl Peterson, herpes > midnight douchebag

[Logical]

Originally Posted by FAX

I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

FAX

Perhaps Mr. FAX he can rotate his ball sack in a counterclockwise rotation while maintaining his 1/4 softie.

[T-post Tom]

The bikes are only part of it. What hot babes really dig are big belt buckles. Forget about all the scientific data supporting the inverse relationship between belt buckle size and intelligence. Just get you the biggest buckle you can find and the babes will follow.

[jjchieffan]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

Yeah and if we started banning people for that, the planet would cease to exist in about a week.

[Swanman]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

He's like the Jay Mariotti of the Planet (sorry for the local Chicago reference, but it fits).

Have we seen his sweet-ass bike yet?

Can he throw a football over those mountains?

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

You could do that. I could do that. Most anyone with with at least half a brain could do that. Unfortunately, I don't think we're dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed in this guy.

[Crashride]

Nope he still has no pic to prove it ...

[Swanman]

Originally Posted by Crashride

Nope he still has no pic to prove it ...

In that case:

[Lzen]

I found a pic of MD and his friends.

[Baby Lee]

An honest to goodness friend of Dorothy?

[Braincase]

Originally Posted by Lzen

I found a pic of MD and his friends.

I always kind of figured he was a Friend of Dorothy.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.
Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Looks like I win there.

Doesn't quite make up for you losing at life, does it?

[Midnight_Vulture]

Oh and here is another shot of those two so called "skanky" girls that I was with. I hooked up with the blonde.



I find it hilarious because if this was any of the regulars postin these pics you would complement them on their awesome hookup and how pretty she was but with me you have to lie haha. I find it rather humorous.