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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-11-2014, 10:45 PM   #3556
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I can do roasts if I'm not all boinked out on Adderall. I just have a different style...try to crack gags or jokes. My two Hootie roasts last year were Adderall-induced... I was taking a lot of it because I was in nursing school. That's where all that "tl;dr" stuff came from. I mean...I can still produce "tl;dr" stuff...but when I was on Adderall or Vyvanse...I couldn't even help myself. And almost the entire time I was posting during the roast thread last year, I was all hopped up on Adderall or Vyvanse. The Addy's make me like....OCD-ish. Have to be overly thorough with shit. And I just want to keep on popping more and more of them... the Vyvanse doesn't have quite the same euphoric, OCD effect on me...I don't want to keep on popping a bunch of Vyvanses after I pop one 30-50 mg capsule, but it still makes me long-winded as hell.

Haven't had an upper since December.

I think I was Adderall-free when I did the Setsuna and Direckshun roasts...was probably one of those days where I didn't take any so I could double-dose the next day. Yeah...not good. The Hootie roasts, to my recollection had some ok jokes in there, I think, but I wasn't concise enough... looking for those jokes would be a needle in a haystack type o' dealio. I should try to revise those two Hootie roasts and see if I can fix them up...make them more acceptable....there are gags in there...just have to dig for them or just kind of be on the "same page" as me while reading.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:56 PM   #3557
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Yea. I loved a lot of Saul God's roasts, but that one tonight is probably my favorite as well.

When I saw the interview format I giggled like a schoolgirl.
Yeah, I just pulled into my driveway when I read this one. I just sat outside in my car and read that on my phone and giggled while I noticed my 2 daughters and wife looking at me from the windows, all pumped up because I had gotten home. It was a good feeling. Was reading something I found to be genuinely funny and was feeling loved by my family simultaneously. Not to sound sappy or anything, but reading the Donger roast was a good moment for me...I'll always remember it.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:00 PM   #3558
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Yeah, I just pulled into my driveway when I read this one. I just sat outside in my car and read that on my phone and giggled while I noticed my 2 daughters and wife looking at me from the windows, all pumped up because I had gotten home. It was a good feeling. Was reading something I found to be genuinely funny and was feeling loved by my family simultaneously. Not to sound sappy or anything, but reading the Donger roast was a good moment for me...I'll always remember it.
We're still doing butt stuff later tonight, right?
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:09 PM   #3559
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We're still doing butt stuff later tonight, right?
Well... if we can get this almighty list maker to give us some more names...then well, yeah... I think we can probably get to the butt stuff.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:10 PM   #3560
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Well... if we can get this almighty list maker to give us some more names...then well, yeah... I think we can probably get to the butt stuff.
When you're done with the pillow talk could you update the OP?...
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:15 PM   #3561
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Yeah, Rico. Update the OP, you lazy ****. What are you waiting for?
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:19 PM   #3562
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I would, but PGM isn't answering his phone. Which is pissing me off because we all KNOW that he has it on him. He is ignoring my phone calls....that son of a bitch. How could he do this to me!
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:20 PM   #3563
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He is ignoring my phone calls....that son of a bitch. How could he do this to me!
Because you get drunk and end up at gay bars...
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:22 PM   #3564
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:24 PM   #3565
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Says he's off the uppers....shows relapse in the post.
Speaking of those... I still have a few of those from my last script... I'm thinking about one of these days that I have completely off from everything, popping a couple and going all "tl'dr" on your asses and seeing if any of you notice.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:33 PM   #3566
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Because you get drunk and end up at gay bars...
I wish I always ended up at gay bars. If it's one demographic that has the ability to boost my self-esteem (by giving me compliments about my looks), it's the gays. Every time I am around those homosexuals (I have a gay cousin, so I know all the gays around these parts...I think he is a slut, because he has a different gay dude at every family get-together), I go home with higher self esteem. Unfortunately for me though, I am one of the straightest dudes I've ever known of (I hate watching porn because the other guy's wiener gets in the way) and having my ego boosted the way it is when I am around gays just isn't enough to persuade me to go to the gay bar.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:34 PM   #3567
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars. If it's one demographic that has the ability to boost my self-esteem (by giving me compliments about my looks), it's the gays. Every time I am around those homosexuals (I have a gay cousin, so I know all the gays around these parts...I think he is a slut, because he has a different gay dude at every family get-together), I go home with higher self esteem. Unfortunately for me though, I am one of the straightest dudes I've ever known of (I hate watching porn because the other guy's wiener gets in the way) and having my ego boosted the way it is when I am around gays just isn't enough to persuade me to go to the gay bar.
I'm the same way with big black girls. They've always loved me.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:39 PM   #3568
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
And that's all I need.

Thank you...
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:39 PM   #3569
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I'm the same way with big black girls. They've always loved me.
Not to be too personal or anything, but how many big black chicks have you banged??? Don't worry about disclosing this stuff to us... we are all just a bunch of ****-monkeys. I don't think any of us will look down on you for it....

So what's the number??? Not to be too personal or anything.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:41 PM   #3570
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And that's all I need.

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