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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 10-31-2013, 10:45 AM   #2431
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Why would you want to spend all day watching TV when you're in Hawaii?
No doubt man. Enjoy it, you can watch tv at home bro, live it up out there!
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Old 10-31-2013, 10:53 AM   #2432
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Why would you want to spend all day watching TV when you're in Hawaii?
Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:34 AM   #2433
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So, I'm in Hawaii (Oahu) on my honeymoon (wife and I were married five years ago, but that was when we were both in college and broke, so we are finally on our honeymoon now that we aren't quite so broke). Anybody have any idea where I might be able watch the game Saturday? Preferably a bar where I can sit and watch football all day. TIA. Sorry for the off topic question.
That's awesome, man. Congrats.
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Old 10-31-2013, 01:37 PM   #2434
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Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.
I'm with Fraz on this one....if I was in Hawaii with my wife football would be the last thing I would have on my mind. And especially if I had only been married 5 years.

I'd be thinking about the one thing that will become less and less important to her and more and more important to you. Especially after kids come along.....
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Old 10-31-2013, 01:37 PM   #2435
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Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.
Oh...and congratulations.
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Old 10-31-2013, 05:40 PM   #2436
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I'm with Fraz on this one....if I was in Hawaii with my wife football would be the last thing I would have on my mind. And especially if I had only been married 5 years.

I'd be thinking about the one thing that will become less and less important to her and more and more important to you. Especially after kids come along.....
We are definitely taking advantage, except she's a Mizzou fan herself and wants to watch the game!
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Old 11-02-2013, 05:24 PM   #2438
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Seems like the same crappy play-calling. Is Henson turning into Yost?

...or maybe its just that Mauk is not playing that good.
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