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Old 04-22-2013, 09:39 PM   Topic Starter
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How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

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Here is a calculator that lets you figure how many cigarettes you've smoked in your lifetime.

For those of us who either smoke or have smoked, it is pretty mind-boggling how many coffin nails we've inhaled.

Me, I quit about 16 and a half years ago. Still, I smoked about 118706 cigarettes, or about 5935 packs of cigarettes. The number is probably a bit higher, but still, that is a lot of cigarettes if you think about it.

Another way of looking at it, if you place the cigarettes end to end (assuming king sized, once again, not always the case), I would of smoked a cigarette that was over 5 1/6 miles long.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:39 PM   #2
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #3
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #4
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:35 PM   #5
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #6
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Wow.. I only smoked for about 5 years, and was light/medium and still sucked down over 20 thousand.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #7
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:41 PM   #8
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:42 PM   #9
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:42 PM   #10
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I'd say, including cigars, about 30. I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:45 PM   #11
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I'd say, including cigars, about 30. I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth.
Oh, if we're counting cigars, my number's way too low. Probably around 100 if that's the way we're counting.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:44 PM   #12
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