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Old 02-05-2013, 01:05 PM   Topic Starter
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The Donald Is Suing Bill Maher

Bill went on the Tonight Show and said he would give $5 million to the charity of The Donald's choice if he could prove he was not the spawn of his mother screwing an orangutan.

The Donald proved his father, Fred Trump, was indeed his father. Now he's suing bill for the $$$.

That's one expensive punchline!

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Old 02-05-2013, 01:06 PM   #2
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Bill Maher has been and will always be an idiot.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:29 PM   #3
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Bill Maher has been and will always be an idiot.
Yup, so why watch him?
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:01 PM   #4
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Yup, so why watch him?
I don't.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:06 PM   #5
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Yup, so why watch him?
I've never found a good reason.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:35 PM   #6
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Yup, so why watch him?
Exactly.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:13 PM   #7
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ah, but he often an entertaining idiot...
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:17 PM   #8
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This will be comedy gold, two of the biggest asshats to ever ass up a hat.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:47 PM   #9
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This will be comedy gold, two of the biggest asshats to ever ass up a hat.
I agree scott free.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:33 PM   #10
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ah, but he often an entertaining idiot...
Maher is the guy that I love listening to, while simultaneously dissecting his bits. He's both enormously easy to dissect and enormously entertaining. Its a heady mix of fun and BS.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:47 PM   #11
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Maher is the guy that I love listening to, while simultaneously dissecting his bits. He's both enormously easy to dissect and enormously entertaining. Its a heady mix of fun and BS.
My thoughts put to words much more effectively...do you want to run for Chiefs Planet DC president?
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:19 PM   #12
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How do we know Fred Trump himself wasn't an orangutan?
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:22 PM   #13
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How do we know Fred Trump himself wasn't an orangutan?
his birth certificate was obviously faked...
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:28 PM   #14
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his birth certificate was obviously faked...
You mean the "Certification of Birth"? I mean, what is that? And surely what was posted was the short form. I mean, that thing is REALLY short. Long form or there's nothing to even talk about.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:41 PM   #15
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How do we know Fred Trump himself wasn't an orangutan?
Conspicuous by its absence is Fred's birth certificate.
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