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Old 01-30-2013, 08:41 PM   Topic Starter
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OK, this may be my most off the wall question ever

Most awkward sex scene ever on film?

Because in the past week, I feel like I've witnessed two titans of all time.


Sunday on HBO was that monstrosity between Booth and that poor Marnie [Brian Willam's daughter IRL BTW] on Girls was about the weirdest I've seen since Blue Velvet.

Then I was catching up on American Horror Story Asylum, and witnessed the somehow simultaneously slo-mo and feverish coitus between Lana and Dr. Thredson as Lana was his Surrogate Mother/Future Lampshade in his Sweeney Todd Basement, and thought 'has the world just gone through the looking glass?'

[particularly as I've been sqiqued-out with the whole Lana/Threadson sexual politics storyline with it being written by two gay writers and both the actors portraying them being gay playing straight/repressed as well]


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Old 01-30-2013, 09:28 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:33 PM   #3
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Actually, any sex scene that comes on when you're in the same room as your parents is the most awkward sex scene.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:45 PM   #4
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Actually, any sex scene that comes on when you're in the same room as your parents is the most awkward sex scene.
, this is the clear cut winner... just the other day i was watching netflix at moms while doing some laundry, it was a documentary titled something like "Life After Porn", about the travails of various porn stars when they leave the business... and just as some raunchy scene comes on, here comes Ma from her shopping trip... WHATS THAT?

Turned it off after explaining it wasnt real porn, just a show.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:34 PM   #5
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Anatomy of Hell

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Anatomy of Hell, like many of Breillat's other works, explores female sexuality, in this case focusing specifically on male fear and resentment of that sexuality. The plot follows an unnamed woman who is discovered in the middle of a suicide attempt in the toilet of a gay bar by one of its male patrons. The woman offers to pay the man to watch her for four days, during which time she explains her views on sex and sexuality.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:34 PM   #6
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Actually, any sex scene that comes on when you're in the same room as your parents is the most awkward sex scene.
Or with your dog who just got neutered.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:41 PM   #7
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Oh Yeah, I also forgot about that depraved Serbian Film of a couple of years ago. I won't say more than that. And I haven't seen it.

But I'm talking more about plasuaible, American mores, sex scenes of a more pedestrian variety. Things that actually make movie screens.
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:03 AM   #8
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Oh Yeah, I also forgot about that depraved Serbian Film of a couple of years ago. I won't say more than that. And I haven't seen it.

But I'm talking more about plasuaible, American mores, sex scenes of a more pedestrian variety. Things that actually make movie screens.
This. A Serbian Film has probably 2 of the top 3 most disturbing scenes I have ever seen. It isn't close.
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:28 PM   #9
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This. A Serbian Film has probably 2 of the top 3 most disturbing scenes I have ever seen. It isn't close.
Seen Salo?

It's supposed to be epic in its ****uppery. I downloaded a long time ago, but never got around to seeing it.

ETA: I downloaded it not because I'm a scumbag IP thief, but it had been out of print forever, the secondary market on Ebay and the like would only have sporadic offerings that were for 100s of dollars for a DVD [which obviously do nothing for the content creators], and I happened across a link for it.
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Old 02-16-2013, 07:27 PM   #10
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Seen Salo?
It's supposed to be epic in its ****uppery. I downloaded a long time ago, but never got around to seeing it.

ETA: I downloaded it not because I'm a scumbag IP thief, but it had been out of print forever, the secondary market on Ebay and the like would only have sporadic offerings that were for 100s of dollars for a DVD [which obviously do nothing for the content creators], and I happened across a link for it.
I haven't, but I do have it at home.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:42 PM   #11
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The sex/rape scene in the movie "Kids" was awkward/disturbing.
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:19 AM   #12
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The sex/rape scene in the movie "Kids" was awkward/disturbing.
Yet strangely accurate.
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