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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM   Topic Starter
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Wanna Get With My Mom?

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

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Old 05-26-2011, 11:52 PM   #2
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Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM   #3
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Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.
Actually, she's not too vocal about it.


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Old 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM   #4
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Actually, she's not too vocal about it.

It would always just kinda be there though.
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Old 05-27-2011, 05:40 AM   #5
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Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.
Doesn't look too bad and I'm pretty much in the market but the born again crackhead (why is the always the next step for a substance abuser?) pretty much rules that out.
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:53 PM   #6
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM   #7
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM   #8
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Come on. You guys didn't even vote in the pole.
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM   #9
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Like the elephant in the room, making me uncomfortable.
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM   #10
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM   #11
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM   #12
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM   #14
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:02 AM   #15
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