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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM   Topic Starter
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:22 PM   #2
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:22 PM   #3
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:22 PM   #4
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:24 PM   #6
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You seriously just posted this? You know how easy it is for an admin to trace your IP address, get your location, and turn you in?

Your and idiot!
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:33 PM   #7
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:40 PM   #9
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Thieves are scum, lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.
Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:18 PM   #10
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Most whale shit actually never reaches the ocean floor.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:26 PM   #12
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Well, at least it's not like you committed grand theft or anything.


The right thing to do would be to watch the guy's stuff for him, making sure he didn't get ripped off. WTF did this guy ever do to you that you're entitled to rip him off?

Congratulations, sociopath.
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This sounds alot like a whatnow.com commercial
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:25 PM   #14
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