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Old 08-19-2014, 11:28 AM   #56
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My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
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