*Credit to Pawnmower for the inspiration for this..
Being a Chiefs fan is like generational poverty.
your grandfather was a Chiefs fan who hit it big in the 60's...he taught your father to be a Chiefs fan as he drank away his fortune around bad investments. Your father had seen the glory days so he made you a Chiefs fan as a share cropper in a shitty apartment but got you a decent house in the suburbs in the 90s. He lost it on poor investments and you're back in an apartment, teaching your son about the Chiefs.....
Maybe it would be smarter to work a 2nd job, tell him to cheer for a winner.....the college degree of NFL fans.
We toil in the mines to pay the company store and get by.....
Nooooooo booooody knows......the trouble I've seeeeeen