This guy writes articles about stuff the he just got around to watching off his DVR from last week? Maybe his article could've been a link to watch the video on nfl.com and then he wouldnt have had to waste all that time transcribing (and you can see the context and him not being totally serious).
Here you go boss, put this on the internets:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...er-in-football