[Seek]

Okay here is another one.

I actually tried the internet dating thing. I actually met a girl playing cards on Yahoo, about a month after I moved out from my ex wife. She invited me to Alberqurque to go to her friends wedding. Which was like months and months away. So she suggested that she come and stay with me for a week so we could get to know each other, that way when I did come down, she wouldn't feel bad introducing me to her daughter.

Now I saw pictures of here on the internet, but when she got off the plane, damn. those pictures did great justice to her. I was so grossed out, I literally left here there at the airport. Anticipating her showing up at my apartment, I unplugged the battery from my car, so I could make an excuse that my battery died. Well she did show up and it was a miserable week. of course I unplugged my battery because the cars battery was supposed to be dead, so we didn't leave the apartment. At this point, things were going to bad that she was sleeping on the sofa.

I asked everyone around if they would pretend driving me around town to get a new battery, but they found this extremely funny and wouldn't help, until the day before she left. We ended up taking the battery with us, so that I wouldn't have to buy a new one. I just put the old one back in.

UGHHH.. that thought of that still makes me ill.