Seriously, how can a team be so consistently ****ing flat on the road? Does Haith make the players run a half marathon toting sacks of hammers before road games? Do they smash each others' testicles with a hardback anthology of Chaucer?
Sheer randomness would assume that the team would occasionally give 1/10 of a **** to start a game, but it never, ever happens.
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