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Originally Posted by SNR
God, you're such a ****ing lawyer 
You're the one who preached caution with this QB class when there's really nothing to be all that cautious about more than most years. This is an above average class of QBs, and you said settling for this group is like getting surprise raped by Dennis Rodman. That's the first thing you said that was more obtuse than my "draft a QB if you don't have one" argument
The second one was when you tried to pawn off the ol' "Okay, you hate Kirk Cousins so much, so would you just draft him if he's the only QB available?" There has NEVER been a class of QBs that god awful in the modern era of the NFL, and if it were possible I'd probably bet a hefty chunk of money that there never will be. I always said that if you need a QB, then go get one. And if you're as desperate as the Chiefs and don't want to trade for a retread (we don't) then the QBs only get worse the further down the draft you go. That's what I've been saying this year, that's what I said in that abortion QB class of 2010, and that's what I would say to your nonexistent Kirk Cousins draft.
You're pretty crafty with your logic, but if you keep bouncing all over the goddamn place, you'll eventually trip on your own dick. |
1. I've heard 'such a ****ing lawyer' on here a bajillion times, one for each time the true underlying response was 'OK, I see what you're saying, good point.'
2. You and htis' being vague with the 'draft a QB already' with absolutely no mention of value or qualification wasn't my doing. I may still have a semi-functional sarcasmeter, I don't know if a 'there's a ton of assumed qualifications to my blanket hyperbolic statements you should already know'-meter has even been invented.
3. My hypothetical of a draft where Cousins was the best QB available, even early on in the draft, might be unrealistic, but it is completely defensible when someone is NEARLY SIMULTANEOUSLY stating 'draft QB, any QB, already' and 'Cousins is a guaranteed failure regardless of draft position' as Cousins, regardless of future prospects, undeniably falls under the umbrella of 'any QB.'
4. Stepping on one's dick is a pain, one that those few fortunate whose dicks reach the ground must bear.