[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by Phobia

"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".

"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)."

"I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife".

"Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years."

"But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story."

"Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!"

"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?"

(Wife and son just asked if I was OK)