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I guess I have to stir the pot to get this a little closer.
Let's see...
one time I had sex with a girl who was reeruned and paralyzed...she was also passed out drunk because I soaked a package of twizzlers in moonshine and sold them to her for a priced marked up 3 times higher than regular store price
I think made her listen to "Trouble" by Taylor Swift on repeat for 5 hours.
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