I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.
(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.)
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