[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale

I knew a guy like that.

Dude was nuts. I mean he was a boxer, but also a tough guy. Once saw him, while drunk, beat up five sober people without getting touched.

Backstory: We had a party at a lake and the straight edge kids showed up to spoil it and stole the keg tap.

Dropped 4 guys in the blink of an eye. Dragged the last guy down, mounted, and dropped a left hook, followed through, then came back with his hand and backfisted him. Did that like 6 times. Just swinging his fist back and forth. First time I heard a grown man cry for his mommy.

Anyway that guy mostly would just whip his dick out in front of girls, start jacking it and say "Way bigger than your boyfriends' isn't it?"

Every girl was super creeped out by him, and I just didn't want him around. Dude got drunk and nearly killed his best friend with a sucker punch. Had to get his shattered jaw wired shut for months.

Not sure where he is now, but my money is on prison.

Prison or dead.

Someone shot him for jacking in front of his old lady.