18. AustinChief
I don't know how or why AustinChief owns [every NFL team name] Planet. I don't know if he's just some schlub with a coding manual and a bit of cash or Mark Cuban. And I don't know how he's able to update servers and do all this computer shit, yet he thinks posting 5-10 pictures of Long John Silvers menu items per post is a massive drain on bandwidth. ****, I don't even know if I used the term "bandwidth" correctly, and I know that posting pictures like that doesn't really make a difference at all.
That doesn't matter. We're here to celebrate the most generous person who invests the most time and money to keep the CP experience going for all those little boys and girls who think antifreeze jokes are funny.
Thank you, AustinChief. With Thanksgiving fast approaching, it's time that we all took our hats off and said a word of thanks to you for all of this:
- A server that is in constant need of repair and updating
- A buggy chatroom feature from the early 1990s
- A lineup of shitty power-mad mods
- Protection from malicious threats to our internet safety like Thig Lyfe
- The freedom to bypass the word filter, because I see no two ****s given by anybody every time somebody types around it
- The freedom to be as racist as you want as long as you do it in the DC forum
- Entertaining chats with BEP (no, really, it's hilarious when people get upset at her)
So thank you, AustinChief. After PGM, of course, you're the most important person involved with the continued survival and rich prosperity enjoyed by Chiefs Planet.
Now if you could just get off your ass and try to do something about Texans Planet, that would be lovely. For ****'s sake, it's like trying to keep a nice neat lawn next to a house of ****ing Hmongs.