From: Xi Jinping
Sent: Tuesday, August 8, 2017 3:28 PM
To: Kim Jong-un
Subject: I HAVE BEEN PAID TO KILL YOU
I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where i'm from,until i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $15,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer,its not one i believe you call a friend,i have followed you closely for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation,
Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them, because if you do i will know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do,beside this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer in my job.
Now listen,i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need all of your nuclear warheads and you will have nothing to be afraid of.I will be coming to see you in your bomb shelter or spider hole.depending where you wish we meet,do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation,my employer is in my control now,
You will need to mail your warheads to the address i will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting,after you have make the advance shipment,i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court(if you wish to),
Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it is 7.30pm until this whole thing is sorted out, if you neglect any of these warnings, you will have yourself to blame. You do not have much time, so get back to me immediately
Note: I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend or a family member should know about it because it could be one of them.