The Chiefs new passing plays suck ass and they punt immediately. Fortunately, the Oilers Al Del Greco doinks a field goal off the crossbar and KC takes possession.
Absolutely nothing is working for the Chiefs offensively, though.
**** YOU, FRED JONES. ****. YOU. The Oilers capitalize late in the second quarter.
The Chiefs are literally desperate to score in this game, and so they are doing desperate, and very stupid things. They go for it on 4th and 1 from midfield with 1:25 left in the half. A FB fake, HB pitch is called, and Montana audibles into a pass.
Well, **** me. Would have been better off running for it. The Oilers immediately score a touchdown and things are not looking at Arrowhead.
Then the Chiefs turn in what is by far, the worst play of the season.
Yes, not only is an actual first down (GASP) negated, but already down JJ Birden, the Chiefs lose Willie Davis for the rest of the game. This makes Tim ****ing Barnett the Chiefs #1 WR. GREAT.
So, here we are in the third quarter after a sack. Might as well see if Tim ****ing Barnett can do anything.
HOLY **** IT'S TIM ****ING BARNETT. It's also snowing, and I'm not allowed to go for 2, so the extra point is an automatic miss due to shitty EA Sports weather programming.
But hold up son. The defense gets a stop. And here. We. Go.
IT'S TIM ****ING BARNETT. HOLY ****. Those new plays are paying off big time. I'm not allowed to go for 2, but **** EA Sports and their shitty programming, so I do it anyway and hit Cash for 2. WE'RE TIED. This is just like the Chiefs-Oilers playoff game in 1993!
Then I do something really ****ing stupid and force a ball to Tim ****ing Barnett on third and long. reerun.
You know who's also reeruned though? Cody Carlson.
**** YEAH.
The Oilers still get a field goal as the 4th quarter is winding down though. It's 17-14 and, due to shitty EA Sports programming, the tie is not an option. I have to have a TD. I drive inside the Titans 30, but suddenly it's 3rd and 15. I need Montana Magic, and I need it right now or my season is toast.
It's Tim ****ing Barnett, bitches! He went off like a mother****er! He wins NFL player of the mother****ing week!
IT WAS JUST LIKE THE PLAYOFF GAME! ONLY WITH TIM ****ING BARNETT!
The playoffs come down to the Chiefs beating Denver and San Diego. If I beat Denver, and take out Stan Humphries, I **** Elway right out of a wild card.
Good thing I have Tim ****ing Barnett.
