[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

A man and his wife were lying in bed one night when the man let out a huge fart. He yells, "Touchdown, six points!" His wife looks at him and says, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Playing fart football." So she giggles and squeezes one out. She then yells, "All tied up!" Not to be outdone, the man lets out a small squeeker and says, "Field goal! I'm up by three!" The wife looks at him and forces a huge one out, "Touchdown and a two-point conversion! I'm winning!" Well now the man is agitated and pushes with all his might. Well he pushed a little too hard and crapped the bed. His wife asks, "What was that?" The husband replies, "Halftime, switch sides!"

"Clean" joke,...huh?