Tried to call a taxi at 3:30, got busy signals until 4:30. Passed out at my friend's place, lost my glasses, and then the wife and I had a cab pick us up with some drunk girl already in the taxi, who had clearly been stuffed just hours before.
AND HOLY **** MY HEAD HURTS
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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