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Damn, this thread had some serious funny in it.
I had surgery about 6 months ago. Didn't poop for 4 days afterward and I started to freak out. I felt awful. Got a bottle of prune juice and drank. A lot. Too much in fact. After about 5 minutes my stomach made the most god awful noises. You could hear it clear across the house. About 10 minutes after that, I exploded. By far the most bizarre and awkward 20 minutes of my life.
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