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Hey, welcome to New York! Here's your agenda for today:
1. Go get tatted up with your bat shit crazy head coach and make a foot fetish video with his wife.
2. Add talented players to the roster while at the same time cutting $25 million off the cap.
3. Order that color-blindness test for the Sanchize, as you are stuck with him.
4. Answer the phone call from your meddling owner, who wants to know why the toilet paper in the practice facility rolls over the top as opposed from the bottom.
Good luck with that!
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