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or when a girl walks by back up aggressively and then when you back into her...
look at her and give her the "what the ****?" look and then go back to the bar and pretend like she was at fault
that one has never worked in the history of the world but I like that one
or I karaoke to Stay by Lisa Loeb and then walk around with the mic and hump every girl I can find until the song is over...mixed reactions on that one
OH ALL TIME FAVORITE
this requires being very drunk and again, it's not a fan favorite and it usually results in ejection if not at a home team bar (bar I have immunity at; they exist; I tip well)...
walk up behind a girl...it helps if she knows you because this one gets very, very, very mixed results...but my ex and her friends...this was their favorite...
walk up behind a girl sitting down...this is best with a polo or t-shirt...make sure she has no idea you are coming up behind her...hell she can be standing up if she's short enough...
and then do a jump and pull the bottom of your shirt out and then jump over her with your t-shirt so she's just inside of your shirt...only hold for 1 second or less or they get REALLY mad...
that one is a fan favorite for my friends...but usually the girl, unless she has a psychotically dry sense of humor, usually the girl doesn't respond very well to it
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