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When I see Donger post, I think of this seemingly anti-social dude we were standing by while waiting for Tool to play at Lollapalooza. Everyone was stoked...it was about 5 minutes before they took the stage. I was wasted. I kind of glanced at the dude and was like, "hey man, you and your crew stoked for the Tool concert?" The guy replied, "I am not a crew." I was like, "huh?" With a cold expression, he replied, "I came alone." I kind of looked at him blankly.
A couple seconds later we started taking pulls off of a bottle of Captain Morgan that my friend had smuggled in via backpack. I asked this dude if he wanted a pull and he replied with, "I like my liver." I was like, "oh, alright man."
A minute or two after that (a couple bottle-pulls apiece later), this guy initiated a verbal exchange with me. He was like, "do you like cirrhosis?" I was like, "no, I'm sure cirrhosis is a bitch, man." And he responded with, "I assumed you liked it." At this point I was like, "whatever dude, enjoy the show."
Anyways, whenever I see a Donger post, I think of that dude. He's actually standing right behind us in a pic we took when the concert concluded.
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