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Originally Posted by Otter
I think I speak on behalf of...everyone. Stop the bloody stool talk!
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Exactly. I have something better. So yesterday, I finally will myself to take a shit. It was a less than spectacular, but nonetheless healthy shit. At the end of said such bowel movement, I let go with a little trickle of piss that felt different. I look down and it wasn't piss but pure blood. I freaked (as I'm sure a lot of people would do), hit the nurse light, and stood there, in the john with pp in had, until she arrived and demanded an explanation.
Turns out nothing more than a blood clot from the trauma of the catheter insertion, but scared the shit out of me nonetheless.
Could you imagine if men menstruated? The world would cease to function.