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I took a shit on the E train around 2am coming home from work one night when I was 17.
I simply just couldn't hold it. It was an empty car, but it was stuck between stations. I had a box cutter on me from work so I cut my boxers in half, unleashed liquid diarrhea in the corner, wiped my ass and moved to the next car.
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"**** up once, lose two teeth....”
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