There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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