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Originally Posted by vailpass
Yeah. He came to earth in this spaceship that was buried deep underground on this one woman's property. Her Saint Bernard dug it up after he got out of the sematary. Shit started to get weird for her so she hopped in her car to get away but her car kept veering off on it's own to kill people. She hired a hitman and his three companions to take IT out and is now heading out of town to relax at this really nice hotel in Colorado.
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You left out the part where they crashed their car in a snow storm and were held prisoner for a few months by this crazy bitch that rescued them.