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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Guan gets first slow-play penalty in a major since 2004.
John Paramour is probably old enough to remember yelling at 14-year-old Chinese boys to hurry up laying down that railroad track. Instinct just kicked in.
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Originally Posted by MahiMike
Yeah the kid DOES play really slow but damn, he's just a kid. Hope he makes the cut.
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Part of you feels bad because he's a kid, but slow play is an epidemic and it's one of the things that causes declining participation in golf; furthermore, it's absolutely pathetic in junior golf. Far too many hackers labor over each shot as though it's the 72nd hole of the US Open, and it's largely due to glacial one who sucks the peniss like Jim Furyk, who's never seen a 14 inch putt he wouldn't back off of.
Threesomes should not take six hours to play a round of golf...ever.
Throw a clump of grass up in the air, look at the trees, pick a club and pull the ****ing trigger. It's called Ready Golf.
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