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An NFL Primer on Media Speak.
What is Said = What it Means:
•Struggling = Sucking like a Hoover
•Working Hard = Going through the motions
•Didn't Get It Done = Losing like a pussy
•Ran Out of Time = Wouldn't have won in a million years
•Figure it Out = Don't have a frickin' clue
•Look at the Tape = Go on a Two Day Bender
•Stepping Into the Throw = Not Going Fetal like a Pussy
•Continue to Play Hard = Plan Your January Vacation
•He's a Professional = He'll be a Free Agent Soon
•He Knows Football = He's Past his Prime
•I'm 100 Percent Confident In Him = Dead Man Walking
•It's a Process = Three Year Contract Extension
•We'll have competition at QB = Brady Quinn & Ricky Stanzi
•Together is Powerful = Have a Sweatshop Jersey, Sucker.
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