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So, this is Dorsey's grand vision. This is what he was cooking up all off-season.
Take a middling, dickless QB. Trade away two seconds for this guy. Make sure you lock him down because you don't want him slipping away and bringing some other team and fanbase the joy of endless mediocre seasons. Add in hilariously sad first round draft picks. Ignore or fail to fill obvious personnel holes. Get Reid to scarf down this plate of misery, and shit his guts out at the 50 yard line in any game where you just need rational, productive play-calling.
**** you Dorsey. **** you Andy. **** you Alex.
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