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Well, if you have a personal list of places you've "Beat It," then probably NO place seems weird to you....
Pervo.
For you kiddies out there, here's a little PSA song. Think of the St. Louis "Heroin" PSA.
Everybody sing....strum the Ukelele....and...
Shoplifted Penthouse from the Store
Stole some panties from the Girl Next Door
Flushed a gym sock smeared with vaseline.
Experimented with dressing in drag
Then you found a rope and a plastic bag
And you died...choking your chicken like Carradine.
You're the kinda guy who has time to kill
You'll try anything for a new cheap thrill
So you tied yourself up, just like Ol' Kung Fu...
Wanked and wanked till your wrist got sore
While you hung yourself from the closet door
And you died, choking your chicken like Carradine.
Goin' out like that is pretty damn sick
With a rope round your neck and your hand on your dick
You know it's gonna make your mama scream.
You should find a nice girl and just settle down,
Drop your pants and let her go to town.
But you died...choking your chicken like Carradine.
So don't die, floggin the dolphin like Carradine.
Don't die, boppin the bishop like Carradine.
Don't die, milking the cobra like Carradine.
Don't die, spankin' the monkey like Carradine.
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