"Microsoft announced a megaton by announcing The Awakening of Milo. Bringing the child many lonely human beings across the world wished to interact with back to life, gamers around the would will now have their very own virtual kid who will satisfy one’s very needs and provide a truly “interactive experience”. "
This is like something right out of Game Informers parody special "Game Infarcer".
How did anyone even remotely begin to believe this.