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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma
Research
Hypothesis: Geno Smith is the best quarterback in the draft.
Introduction
History says quarterbacks drafted in the first round win games and super bowls. This makes me really excited and motivates me to make tons of gifs and pictures with Geno Smith in a Chiefs uniform. Thus, I decided to do research on Geno Smith and other quarterbacks to address my question and solidify my preconceived notions that he is the best.
Method
Sit in my mom's basement and watch game film and take notes. I only take breaks to get more cheetos and mountain dew (sometimes mom just brings them down) or relieve myself (pee, poop, and masturabate because of Geno's awesome talent). Then I got on the internet and read stuff from people who love Geno too
Results
Geno Smith has a rocket arm, dead on accuracy, and threw for 7 td's in a game once. This means he's really good. And I heard he went to a school for the gifted when he was 5. So he's smart. And he's black so he has a cock the size of a shampoo bottle. This was confirmed by my radio guy who went into the locker room once.
Discussion
There is no discussion. Any question of Geno will be met with an insult of your intellect, which will then progress into jokes about butts and poo poo cuz they're funny and people like them. Case closed. Draft Geno.
References
Youtube
Google
Pornhub (Geno has a sex tape that was used to confirm the size of his penis)
Special Acknowledgements
My mom for letting me use her basement.
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While I laugh at your idiocy, I enjoyed the post.