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Monday Night at Green Bay! Bring it on Favre.

Spoiler!

I've been slowly upgrading Desmond Howard's hands and FINALLY he doesn't drop open passes. NOW I can regularly feature him in the offense and ZZZZZZOUNDS



Let's see if Favre can respond.



Oooh, way to force it, Brett. Green Bay's defense is terrible, awful, disgusting trip outside of Reggie White and Bryce Paup. I go up 17-0 but here comes Brett...



It's OK though because Terrell Davis is running roughshod over these clowns. This play leads to a 24-7 Chiefs lead.



The Packers cut it to 24-13 in the 4th. I'm backed up and need a big play.



Got it! Now I look to Moulds in the red zone.



That's game. The Chiefs roll up over 500 yards of offense and move to 8-3, winners of five in a row, but still two back of the Donks. Can I steal the division?

First I'll have to get past the Vikings, who have a legitimately scary defense. Chris Doleman, John Randle, Jack Del Rio, and they've drafted Tim Bowens, Shawn Wooden and Tyronne Drakeford, too.

Spoiler!

Unfortunately, their QB is Gus Frerotte.



PRIMETIME! Unfortunately, this is not a good day for my offense. It's 6-0 Vikings in the third quarter. My receivers are dropping passes, the pass rush is murdering Montana and....



Ugh. Thank you John Randle. The Chiefs offense is getting it's ass kicked in this game. We're down to our last chance with 1:12 left.



Russ Freeman doesn't even touch Chris Doleman, who gets his fourth sack of the night. ABYSMAL. This is the worst game of the virtual Marty Schottenheimer era. I get DOMINATED to the tune of five sacks, three turnovers, five dropped passes, 3.1 YPC and 3.3 YPA. Maybe it's time to trade for Willie Roaf.



I have a showdown with 11-1 Denver, but at 8-4 cutting their lead to two games isn't going to do much. It looks like a wildcard is coming.