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Last night while driving with Brideowanian I got this great idea for a way to make watching this year's Chiefs football enjoyable to watch. So here's what I suggested.
"To make watching the Chiefs fun and something to look forward to I have invented a new game. In this game, every time Matt Cassel causes a turnover, we engage in an escalating sex act"
She laughs and says
"That's not a bad idea, but it's not going to work......You'd probably have to poop on my chest by the 2nd quarter"
Today, I'm working on the board or the twister mat version of my new game.
HUMP to Conclusion
INTercourse
fumBJle
the teaser.....you're praying for the Pick 6
you'll have to pay to see the rest, but to make it playable for those who watch the entire game I'll probably have to invent something not even in the kama sutra
4th quarter is for the true sickos anyway......so you may have to urinate up a nose hole to watch the end of the game. Play at your own risk.
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