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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
When I was a Freshman in HS a French teacher's boyfriend accidentally killed himself Michael Hutchence/Carradine style.
Many laughs were had...because we were bastards.
Years later I talked to the one of the first responders who was there. He said the dude was just hanging there on a staircase, belt around his neck, wearing nothing but shoes, splooge dripping from his dead dick.
He laughed as he communicated the story.
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I guess adding a self-destruct device keyed to his heartbeat would have been worth the added expense.
