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Some classic exchanges from "Fly."

Jesse Pinkman: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.

Walter White: Ebola.

Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

Walter White: Thank you, I know what ebola is.

Jesse Pinkman: So that's your... flysaber?

Jesse Pinkman: Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything

JESSE PINKMAN
Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.

JESSE PINKMAN
A little, maybe.
JESSE PINKMAN
What about, um, evaporation?
WALTER WHITE
It wouldn't account for this much. The materials aren't out that long.
JESSE PINKMAN
What about the other one? The drops. Like on, um, a cold beer.
WALTER WHITE
Condensation?
JESSE PINKMAN
Yeah.
WALTER WHITE
No.