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Originally Posted by TimBone
....and my ****ing wife, upon seeing me enjoying Game of Thrones, posts on Facebook (and tags my name), "Tim is finally watching Game of Thrones, I'm so happy. BUT (insert certain character here) was on screen when I walked through the room, and just seeing him on screen made my blood boil!"
First reply to her post (that I'm ****ing tagged in, and am only like three episodes into the show) was my aunt, who said, "At least we don't have to worry about that character next season!!! Hahahaha."
I wanted to kill them both.
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Wait for a great psychological thriller to come out at the movies. Set up a date for you and your wife to take your aunt to see it. Secretly go to the movie alone ahead of time. When the three of you go, spoil the ending with 15 minutes left in a loud, clear voice. Then walk out of the theatre without looking back. When they join you in the parking lot afterward tell them, "That was for Game of Thrones. Don't ever pull that shit again."