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This reminds me of something that happened in high school ...
You all remember those hard wooden chairs they have in most schools? Well, even the most dainty of people couldn't sneak out a silent one without some kind of reverberation. And, naturally, even the slightest of noises would cause the entire class to crack up. Well, instead of fighting it, we had one guy who decided to go with it ...
While sitting, he grabbed the bottom of the chair, pulling himself down on it as hard as posssible, thus creating a minimal amount of space between his butt and the seat. Then, RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ...
I mean, the thing was so loud and forceful the windows rattled, chalk dust flew and desks shook. Everyone was so stunned the class went totally silent. The teacher, after a short pause, just said "Would you like to take a bow?"
Naturally, he did, complete with some after shocks as he bent over.
Funniest thing I ever saw in high school. He was voted "Most likely to work for HAZMAT."
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~~Still thinks that funny ...
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