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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Sorry Elton John, you can't play the billy badass card now.
On the first page, you're on the edge of a good cry, probably thinking about sucking down all of the flintstone vitamins, later on, you never loved your wife....then we're supposed to believe that you're John Holmes, with the stamina of Peter North...Chrimeny, you're the Human Sybian. Its no wonder the ladies never leave you.
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you are from Iowa nothing more needs to be said,lol