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I had every opportunity to become a public figure and I've rebuked each one.
I've long had an aversion to having my bodily functions discussed anywhere outside my presence - and this is a prime example of why I chose the lesser known path.
Shame on you, Bob Dole. Can't a man flatuate in privacy without it appearing in the headlines?
Betcha you could make $1000 by selling this story to the Globe....
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