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Step 1: Talk to JBJ and his lawyer, tell them to shut the **** up until further notice and turn himself in right now.

Step 2: Fly to NM

Step 3: Talk to the DA, figure out if they are really going to pursue felony charges. (If so, then he can't fight, they don't want their reigning champion fresh off another victory to be sent to prison) If not, if its just a fine and community service, then we're good, proceed to Step 4

Step 4: Get the heartfelt apologies ready, rehearse it, make it look good. Get UFC statement and speeches ready, get it all over with before MayPac.

Step 5: Hopefully MayPac and the passage of time makes everyone forget

Step 6: Profit. Oh God, yes, profit.