Both teams punt on their first possession. The Bills hand it off to Kenneth Davis and...
BIG BREAK BABY. Unfortunately, Bruce Smith sacks Montana on third down and I settle for 3. I'll take it though.
I force the the Bills to punt again, and on third and inches, it's Marcus Allen time.
BIG RUN BABY! I have over 100 yards of offense in the first quarter. BIZARRO CHIEFS. I need a TD here though. Third and 2...I call a play action pass just to piss off Demonpenz.
TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY. A beautiful toss to Keith Cash with Marvcus Patton right in Montana's face. I'm cool, baby.
The Bills are running their goddamn counter trey but Bennie Thompson, safety-cum-linebacker, shuts that shit down.
I get the ball and start driving again. Montana has not missed a throw. Then Allen fumbles. No matter, I get the ball back, because my defense is dominating. I go back to Allen on third and 1.
POUNDIN' IT, BABY. Marcus has 99 yards rushing in the first half alone. I should just give him the ball down here inside the 10 right?
Nope. EASY MONEY. It's 17-0 Chiefs and Joe Montana is 16 for 16 passing for 140 yards and 2 TD. PLAYOFF CLAY IS HERE. BRUCE SMITH IS MYSTIFIED.
THE BILLS ARE SPEECHLESS
On to the second half, ahead 17-0. The Bills stop my first drive, then I force a punt and have third and short. Dare to be stupid!
Oops. Well, that ****ing sucks. Montana probably should have had a concussion there. I'm starting to sweat a little now, especially after I punt again.
Aw shit. Kelly finds Pete Metzelaars and the Chiefs choke is beginning. It's 17-14 after a short TD run by Kenneth Davis. Pick coming any day now right?
NOPE. Biggest drive of the season, capped off by Marcus Allen's TD run. It's 24-14 now and I can taste it. EIGHT MINUTES TO HOUSTON, CHIEFS.
BENNIE THOMPSON! Moving him to linebacker is the coaching decision of the year.
DALE CARTER! The Bills offense has been completely shut down today. I have a chance to cut their throat, but they block a field goal. There's 3 minutes left. After that Colts debacle, I'm not counting any chickens before they're hatched.
Shit. The Bills still have three timeouts and 1:12 to get the ball back and surely they will **** me. Making matters worse, Marcus throws out his back and I'm left handing the ball to Kimble Anders for jack and shit.
I have third and 11 and should probably just run the ball, punt, and make the Bills do it the hard way, but I didn't download a 1993 PS4 Madden 17 roster to not make Joe Motana throw for the win.
An absolutely stellar day for the Chiefs offense. Joe Montana finishes a red hot 23 for 25, his only incompletions a dropped pass and a batted screen. PLAYOFF CLAY.
THE CHIEFS ARE GOING TO HOUSTON!